Thursday, January 29, 2009

Stupid Shit I Receive Via Email

The Nigerians are at it again...I received this today:

Dear Winner,
This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of One Million United States Dollars ($1,000,000.00) for the new year 2009 Lottery promotion which is organized by ECOWAS DONATIONS.
ECOWAS DONATIONS 2009, collects all the email addresses of people that are active online, among the millions that subscribed to the Internet.we only select five people every Year as our winners through electronic balloting System without the winner applying,We congratulate you for being one of the people selected.
To file for your claim,you are requested to contact the events Manager/Claims Department, send your winning Identification Numbers and the following information.These are your identification numbers:
Batch number:ECW 09102XN
Reff number:ECW35447XN
Winning number:ECW09788
Full Names,Contact Address,Phone Number,Age,Sex,
Name:Mr.David Mbeki
Tel: +234-8050-534-633

Mr. Mbeki (if that's your name), if you're out there, just spare me the email theatrics and send the god damn check! Gotta finance a Super Bowl party this weekend!
Ciao, you fraudulent bitch.

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