Social Networking Pet Peeves...

You're a member of one of these.

I'm a fan of the social networking phenomenon...and more than likely (especially if you're reading this) so are you.  I get to spread my twisted lifestyle POV's, and distribute them to the masses, all from the comfort of my couch, securely located in Harlem, NYC.  And I need no validation from anyone...cause it's my POV, you can read it, ignore it or whatever.  But, when you receive the latest viral video from, oh, 700 Facebook friends...then something has to give...right?  There oughta be a law, right?  At the very least, some god damn etiquette...

I'll begin with my pet peeve...Re: Facebook status posts...I'm not diggin' the minute by minute rundown of my life, so friends or no friends, your narcissism is wasted on my bleary, red eyes. 

Readers, this is your open friggin forum...air your peeves, before I do.